70+ Funny Christmas Riddles

It’s the most beautiful time of the year, Lights fill the streets, spreading so much cheer. I should be playing in the winter snow, But I’m a be under the mistletoe.

Did you also start humming Justin Bieber’s famous Christmas number since the Christmas season arrived? We too! To double the Christmas fun, we have crafted few Christmas riddles.
Can you name the year in which Christmas Day and New Year’s Day comes in the same year? Think a bit more. Take your time! It happens every year.

To enjoy tons of Christmas Riddles and Christmas Brain Teasers, hold tight! As we have enlisted challenging yet funny Christmas riddles.

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Brain Teasing Christmas Riddles

You will be rolling on the floor laughing loud while try guessing the answers of these Christmas riddles. You will be amused with wacky humor of these Christmas riddles.

Q. I have different shades so brilliant and radiant and I love to illuminate homes. What am I?

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Christmas Lights

Q. I love to get chopped evenly and decorated brightly. What am I?

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A Christmas tree

Q. The lion has released a music album on this Christmas. Can you name the music album?

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Jungle Bells

Q. Does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

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Yes, in the dictionary

Q. Name an animal who is never angry on Christmas?

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Turkey, because it is always stuffed

Q. Name Santa’s reindeer which can be seen on Valentine’s Day.

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Cupid

Q. Why Rudolph performs well in answering all trivia questions correctly?

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He nose a lot

Q. Name the gift which angry mice send each other at the day of Christmas?

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Cross Mouse Cards

Q. How vampires enjoy their Christmas turkey?

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With Grave-y

Q. What will happen if someone eat Christmas decoration items?

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Tinselitis

Q. How Adam wished everyone on Christmas?

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It’s Christmas, Eve!

Q. Name someone who delivers Christmas gifts to puppies.

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Santa Paws

Q. How Christmas trees manage to keep their breath fresh throughout the day?

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Orna-mints

Q. What Santa said to his naughty toys?

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Toys will be toys

Who Am I Riddles for Kids

Q. I drop from the sky, my all pieces are same but more beautiful than the rain. Who am I?

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Snow

Q. I hang on mistletoe and on houses, running on electricity and if often multicolored. Who am I?

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Christmas Lights

Q. I am a Christmas carol which everyone loves to hum, I love to give 12 gifts on Christmas to everyone. Who am I?

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The twelve days of Christmas songs

Q. I love to get chopped and decorated with lights on Christmas day. Who am I?

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A Christmas tree

Q. I am always filled with stuff and looks like a giant person’s sock.Who am I?.

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Christmas stockings

Q. You secretly hope that I break into your house on Christmas Eve and bring something good for you. Who am I? .

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Santa Claus

Q. I assist pull Santa’s sleigh and make ways through various countries. Who am I?

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Reindeer

Christmas Riddles for Adults

Do you know what is it? It is Barber’s favorite song in the Christmas season. Or what do you call an elf who keeps singing? A wrapper! For more amazing, Christmas riddles designed for adults scroll the blogpost below.

Q. I am made of flowers, rings, twigs and fruits and I love hanging on your main door.

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A Christmas Wreath

Q. Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?

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Because they always drop their needles

Q. I am covered with lights and I am of cherry and mint color and people love circling me.

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A Christmas tree

Q. What do you call decorated entryways?

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You deck the hall

Q. From where Santa and his reindeer bring hot chocolates while being in sky?

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From Starbucks

Q. We have pointy ears and help making Christmas toys for you. Who am I?

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Elves

Q. How elves get transported?

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Mini vans

Q. Name someone who loves playing toy guitars and sing blue Christmas.

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Elfs

Q. Name a Christmas carol which is loved by every parent.

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Silent Night

Q. How Christmas ends?

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With the letter S

Q. I am known as Christmas king. Who am I?

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 Stocking

Q. At which place, Santa placed his suit right after Christmas?

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Santa Clauset

Q. Name the place where Santa would probably land to your house.

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The Chimney

Q. Which song monkey sings on Christmas?

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Jungle bells

Q. What will really happen to you on Christmas Eve?

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Yule be happy

Q. Name the best thing you will love to put on a Christmas cake.

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Your teeth

Q. Can you name the toe that shouldn’t be a part of your foot?

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Mistletoe

Q. Name the fastest reindeer.

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Dasher

Q. Which reindeer love to stay outdoors?

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Comet

Q. Why Christmas tree couldn’t stand up?

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Because it doesn’t have legs

Q. How Santa got a ticket at Christmas Eve?

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He left his sled in Snow Parking Zone

Q. What will be the baby of the Christmas tree and an apple?

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A pineapple

Best Christmas Riddles for Middle school

Which coffee do reindeers love to have? How athletes stay warm in the winter season? All mindboggling riddles like that can be enjoyed by scrolling a little bit more.

Q. Name snowman’s favorite snack.

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A snow cone

Q. Name the kind of egg that you can drink.

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Eggnog

Q. Imagine you went outside on Christmas Eve and you saw a vampire and a blizzard. What will you get?

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Frostbite

Q. Do you know the place where Frosty keeps all his money?

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In the Snowbank

Q. Imagine you cross a bird with a turtle. What will you get?

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A turtle dove

Q. What detergent does Santa use?

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Yule Tide

Q. What will be the feelings of the water and snow globe during Christmas?

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They feel shaken

Q. Name something which is considered rude for the reindeer.

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Rude-dolf

Q. Why chicken was allowed by drummer boy to join his music band?

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Because the chiken had drum sticks

Q. What does the snowman get when he feels dryness on his head?

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Snowflakes

Q. At which place Santa and Mrs. Claus go to swim?

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In the North Pole

Q. Name the phobia which people face when they see Santa Claus?

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Claustrophobia

Q. Why Mr. Claus and Mrs. Claus do not have a child?

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Because he only comes once a year

Q. How can you sense the Santa’s presence in the room?

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By sensing his presents

Q. What snowman do when he get angry with snow woman?

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She gave him the cold shoulder

Q. What will you call a Santa who has no money?

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St. Nickle-less

Q. Why men get afraid of Christmas?

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Because of the nutcracker

Q. What body part of the snowman drive snowwoman crazy?

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Snow cone

Q. Name your relation with Mr. Claus and Mrs. Claus.

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A relative clause

Q. Name the present Santa gave to the terrorists?

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A Missile Toe

Q. Can you guess Santa’s favorite tech gadget?

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A Pole-aroid camera

Q. Can you guess Snowman’s favorite breakfast?

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Frosted Flakes

Q. Can you guess why Santa performs so well at Karate?

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Because he has Black belt

Q. Why Christmas is so loved by Egyptian mummies?

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Because of all the wrappings

Q. Name the first lesson which Elf’s study in school?

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The Elf-abet

Q. What will you call a Snowman in the sunny weather?

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A Puddle

Q. How Spanish sheep greet each other on the Christmas Eve?

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Fleece Navidad

Q. Name something which Santa loves to do in his garden?

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Ho Ho Ho

7 thoughts on “70+ Funny Christmas Riddles”

  1. Great Christmas riddles for all to share at Christmas parties and give everyone something to chuckle over during the Holiday season. Thank you for sharing!

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